I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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