Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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