I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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