Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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