real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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