I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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