this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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