is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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