You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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