she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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