Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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