i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My life is pants optional.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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