is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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