if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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