remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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