when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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