"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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