PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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