I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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