And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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