you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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