when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i came on her dog
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I need moral support for this bender
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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