Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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