Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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