dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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