i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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