dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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