Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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