And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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