State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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