so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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