Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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