"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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