apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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