Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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