Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Randomize
