You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We left the knife in your bed.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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