so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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