I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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