I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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