Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
