the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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