I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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