Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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