You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
