Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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