But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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