you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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