some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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