this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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