How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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