He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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