Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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