I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Be still, my beating vagina.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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