My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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and she was petting her beer can
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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