when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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