bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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